Report: Independent Filmmaker's Partner a Little Too Excited about Film Involving Bestiality |
Hollywood - After struggling to find a genre for their latest project, Bryan Mees' filmmaking partner, Jeff Bradley, suggested they make a film about a phenomenon most consider to be taboo, or off limits. The subject in question: bestiality. Mr. Bradley hasn't stopped talking about his suggestion since he brought it up two weeks ago, Underneath Hollywood has learned.
"Just think how it would affect a family, if the patriarch enjoyed having sex with animals," Mr. Bradley started his pitch.
"At first it seemed like an okay idea," Mr. Mees said. "Of course I assumed he was talking about a movie where the bestiality was only alluded to, not actually filmed."
Unfortunately Mr. Mees' assumption was incorrect. |
"Let's see," Mr. Bradley said. "My parents have a dog we could use. My uncle has a cat who has had like three litters of kittens, so that would work. I have relatives with a farm somewhere in Central California where we would have access to lots of large, yet tame animals. We could even shoot it there! Yeah, that's great, a farmer who loves his animals a little too much," he finished, before excusing himself for an uncomfortably long time.
"I really don't know what to do at this point," Mr. Mees said. "I keep brining up the fact that it would be extremely difficult to find a distributor for a film involving graphic scenes of bestiality, but that just seems to push him harder."
Mr. Bradley has spent the last two weeks on the internet looking at websites dedicated to men and women having sex with animals.
"I think the movie might have been an excuse for him to look at these sites under the guise he is 'doing research,'" Mr. Mees said. "At least I hope that's the case so we can move onto a project involving no sex, or at least sex between a man and woman." |
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