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Man Doesn't Enjoy Great Porn Video With Actor Who Looks Too Much Like Guy He Used to Work With |
North Hollywood - What should have been an arousing 3 minutes and 41 seconds, was ruined for an area man because the star of the pornographic video he was watching looked a lot like a guy he used to work with, Underneath Hollywood has learned.
"He was an Italian guy who worked in the IT Department," said Jeremiah Harrison. "He was your typical IT jerk, giving you attitude with the knowledge that you couldn't do your job without his expertise. Jackass."
Though the adult actor seemed much nicer than his former coworker, Mr. Harrison could not keep his thoughts away from previous run-ins with the man.
"The time he admonished me in front of my entire department for forgetting my password after returning from a two-week vacation was especially difficult," he said. "It was in front of my supervisor who forced us to get along with all the IT guys. Any insubordination on my part would have been met with quick and severe discipline." |
Mr. Harrison would have hit the Back Button of his internet browser as soon as the actor appeared had the video not received such positive reviews from his fellow pornographic aficionados. "Man, she really knows what she's doing," one reviewer said. "Whenever I log on to this site I search for this video," a reviewer stated. "Whatever new stuff has been uploaded can’t compare."
"I so wanted to enjoy it," Mr. Harrison said. "I tried closing my eyes and just listening to the actress talk dirty, which she was expert at, but I couldn't get the picture of his face out of my head."
It was the smirk that really threw Mr. Harrison. "The IT jerk always had a goofy grin on his face," he said. "Of course the guy in the pornographic movie was enjoying himself, so he also had a smile on his face, which made the similarity even greater. Though there was no ill intent behind the actor's smile, it still made me think of my old nemesis."
Had the actor not resembled a former coworker, Mr. Harrison might have shown his girlfriend, hoping the next time she pleased him, it would be like that. "We're at the point in our relationship where we are communicating our sexual desire to one another. Instead of explaining what I like, which can get awkward, I was hoping to show her. That video would have been perfect, had it not brought back such painful memories." |
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